It has come to our attention that discussing our reproductive rights openly is an offense in your rule book.
We, the animals of Sussex, demand to know why you take down pages from our website which contain the name of our historic county. At first we could not understand. We are law-abiding providors of cheese, milk, and companionship. But then it dawned on us — our home has the misfortune of containing the three letter word you humans are so skittish about. Combined with the word “animal” and your people draw the line.
All we ask is a place to advertise our products to locals and visitors, a place where we can discuss our own concerns.
And even if we were to indulge in associations with that tawdry word, would it really be that bad? It is our website and we have a right to put there what we please.